Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?" Jo
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
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what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
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me: kock kock you: whos there me: mucic you: mucic who anser: a gitar is a violin without a stick
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
What do you call a Cannibal without any eyes? A Cannbal :)
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
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whats the difference between batman and robin
Batman can go to the store without robbin
being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music
what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won't come either way.
