My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife, and use it!
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
plane vs plane who wins plane
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the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
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how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
