Win jokes
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Memes
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.