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What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
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The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldnโt win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I donโt know how the police found out so quickly.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." ๐
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. ๐น