Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Dark Table Tennis Victory
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This dude says he was losing to his wife in table tennis all day. But then it got dark and he won. The joke is that "beating" his wife in the dark probably means he was hitting her, which is why the police showed up. You probably need a map to find your own butt, don't you?