Superbowl jokes
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
