Superbowl jokes

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.