Win jokes
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
get this one guys
Why did the lettuce win the race?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS