Win jokes

Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?

- To win

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Why did the lettuce win the race?

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL