your know the only way to win is you have to actually planet
Name the emojis if you do then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section. 1. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 2. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 3. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 4. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 5. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 6. ๐ whats this emoji meaning ? 7. ๐ง whats this emoji meaning? 8. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 9. ๐ณ whats this emoji meaning? 10. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 11. ๐ฐ๐จ whats this emoji meaning? 12. ๐ whats this emoji meaning? 13. ๐ฌ whats this emoji meaning? 14. ๐ค๐ฃ whats this emoji meaning? 15. ๐ฆ๐ฅบ whats this emoji meaning? The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
What did jptheflip win while playing this server? craft
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We will win the war ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game Iโm winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
Iโm so glad I have a mom
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game
ANSWER: They couldn't find home base
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnโt see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? โIโm looking for the man who shot my paw!โ
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatโs red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatโs the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
if red get vote out whit happed
red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so
some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
red am a hacker u noobs
lime and grenn and prup run
red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
black killd red black is the win lol
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
