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A man in a suit is sitting in front of a game show set. On the screen behind him is a multiple choice question. The question asks: "Which is the first letter of the alphabet?" The answers are A: C, B: D, C: A, D: B. Text below the image reads: WHEN SOMEONE Doesn't want you to win.

minecraftsuchti

The Austrian flag simply explained!

The image shows the Austrian flag divided into three horizontal stripes. The top and bottom stripes are red. In between is a white stripe. There is a black eagle with a hammer and sickle in the center. Underneath is text that says: starting a world war. The next line is a single blue box with the text: winning a world war. The last line is another black eagle with the text: (bonus) successfully blame germany 2 times.

Anonymous

YAYYYY

The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.

A Star Wars Fan

The image is divided into two sections. On the left side, there is the text 'A CIVILIZATION WITH GUNS' above the Australian flag. On the right, it says 'SOME FUNNY BIRDS' over a picture of multiple emus.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

原田

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Heroin Monkey

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

shaylie lol

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a close-up of a character from the Mortal Kombat video game with its skin torn off. The text on the image reads "When the voices bet me a cigar that I can't tear my skin off." Below the image is the text "THESCHIZOPHRENIC WINS", followed by "FLAWLESS VICTORY."

Cahyani Ambara

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Anonymous

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

Heroin Monkey

A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."

Anonymous

A baseball player at bat next to the text "Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship."

AG3.0

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Wilber boot ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘

So true though!!!

A bar graph titled "What gives people feelings of power" compares the power one gets from money, status, and winning in a school dodge ball game. Winning at dodge ball is shown as the largest bar.

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

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