Will jokes

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.