Will jokes
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!