Will jokes

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.