Will jokes

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”