Will jokes
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.