Will jokes

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

“Wills”

Are they a dead giveaway!

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!