Will jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.