Will jokes

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!