Will jokes
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.