Will jokes

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.