Will jokes
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!