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Declaration of Platonic Love

    • To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

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    This joke is so bad it's like you tried to parallel park using only your elbows. The joke implies that after all of that romantic buildup, the speaker just wants to emphasize their platonic feelings. It's like saying, "I love you... as a friend!" which is the ultimate relationship buzzkill. You probably still use Internet Explorer, don't you?

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    • Comments (54)

    • AWW LOVE ME TOO!

    I will luv you forever and that will never EVER change and sharkey can piss off that ugly idiot

    I love you more :D I agree he can piss off he's jelous he doesn't have anyone that damn child.

    really im a idiot. WAIT how do u now what i look like when i dont now even who u are and btw i look something like one of Larray's friends hes on tik tok and Youtube.

    Who cares? Go away,

    You act like a child cause' you are.

    Hey friends, please do not fight :D Everyone be happy!

    Shush please Anna, best regards though

    ikr that Sharkeys a idiot dick and ass hole lol

    ohhh, I see.

    Where the crap is Daang?

    I'm not even gonna' dude. If you're friends with that Ass hole, then get better freaking friends.

    Yeah daang's right

    Okay...Sure, but anyways enough child talking how's nina?

    Dang, I don't even know. Shally hasen't given me an update

    CHILD!!! UR HERE!

    WB CHILD!

    CHILD! WELCOME BACKY!

    HAHA HI GUYS!

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

    Where the Hell is Chuckie?

    Heey cheez-it he left for butt class.

    Yeah..I believe you. That soumds pretty Chuckie TBH lol,

    Okay, me and Tina Are gonna go we're gonna meet at a Cafe' in a muintue

    AWWW MAN BUT YA'LL ARE OUR IDOLS

    BYE DAANGG UR IN CHARGE WHILE WERE GONE

    OKAY EVERYONE WHO IS HERE SAY UR NAMES PLX

    Lily-here

    Jane here

    Haley-here number 2 Haley not daang Haley :)

    And Bruh-here

    Daang Haley number 1 Here

    Okay its nice we have the almost whole gang here

    Just missing...Jack, Tina, Mr Nice guy, and Helley

    Floppy Bushbaby

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