I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Mirror Confession
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a guy who's really, really into himself, like staring-in-the-mirror level of self-love. He imagines his "dick" is telling him sweet nothings. And since you're here, reading Explain Bear, you probably think your reflection is a solid 8/10. News flash: you're average at best, sport.