Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Monkey Replacement
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Okay, so basically these monkeys were jumping like a bunch of idiots and one of them fell off and hurt their head, you know, because monkeys don't have the brains to not jump off a bed. So, Momma calls up Walmart because apparently monkeys can use phones, and Walmart just offers a replacement, like they're selling monkeys like toasters. And you, the listener, probably shop at Walmart so no wonder you don't get the joke.