Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Memes
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.