Why jokes
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.