Why jokes
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Memes
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.