why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
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Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
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Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Q:why couldn't the bicycle stand up. A:because to was two tired!!😴😴😴
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why can’t orphans play baseball ?
Because the can’t find home
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People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
