why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
A little girl beinng Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do Child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Q:why couldn't the bicycle stand up. A:because to was two tired!!😴😴😴
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why can’t orphans play baseball ?
Because the can’t find home
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
