Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why Jokes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
