Why jokes
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Memes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."