Why jokes
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.