Why jokes
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."