Why jokes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A girl walks into the church and confesses.
Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "He held my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."
Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."
Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."
Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)
Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"
Priest: "Then what?"
Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."
Priest: "That son of a bitch!"
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.