Why jokes
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
why is it true
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.