Why jokes
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
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My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?