Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.