Why jokes
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!