Why jokes
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
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It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...