Why jokes
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.