Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone