Why jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.