Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.