Why jokes
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
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Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why donβt you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.