Why jokes
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.