Why jokes
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
heh
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.