Why jokes
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
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Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!