Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why is Joe cool?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.