Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why is this true?
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]