Why jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
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Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.