Why jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.