Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.