Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭