Why jokes
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Memes
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.