Why jokes
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Memes
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.