Why jokes
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.