Why jokes
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Memes
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.