Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
*The talk*
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.