Why jokes
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.