Why jokes
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!