Why jokes
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.