Why jokes
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why donβt you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
nice
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.