Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Memes
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.