Why jokes
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
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Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.