Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball.
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t Jesus eat m&ms? They keep falling through his hands.
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
why did the chicken cross the road.
to die
Why is American’s bad at Clash Royal? Because, they already lost 2 towers.
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
