Why jokes
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."