Why jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.