Why jokes
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!