Why jokes
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!