Why jokes
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Memes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.