F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can't help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I'm a family doctor
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That's the only love they can get"...
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
