Why jokes
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.