Why jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?