Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Reasons
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?