Why jokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?