Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.