Why jokes
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."