Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.