Why jokes
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.