Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why can’t orphans play baseball ?
Because the can’t find home
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
