Why jokes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.