Why jokes
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.