Why jokes
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Memes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.