Why Jokes

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.