Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why Jokes
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
