Why jokes

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Why is the German blind?

Because he's a "not see."

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.