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Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
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Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
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