Why jokes

Skeleton

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • Homeless Man

    A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

    Atomic Bomb

    Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

    Pharmacy

    Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

    Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

    Pussy

    I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

    Memes

    Infant

    Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

    Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

    Fur

    Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Witch

    Why don’t witches wear underwear?

    To get a better grip on their broom.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

    Orphanage

    Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

    Orphan

    Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

    Twin Towers

    Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

    Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

    Dad

    Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

    They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

    Depression

    Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

    A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

    Act

    I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

    Grasshopper

    A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

    The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

    Brain

    I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

    On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.