Why jokes
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Memes
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.