Why jokes

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Why do orphans like milk so much?

Because they got no milk as a baby.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Why did the cheetah go to school?

To be a cheetah.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's door.

Knock, knock!

It's the chicken.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Why did the orphan become a criminal?

Because he wanted to actually be wanted.

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.