Why jokes
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
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Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.