Why jokes
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.