Why jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Memes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.