Why jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
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Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.