Why jokes
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Memes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.