Why jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
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Why did the man fall into a well? He couldnât see that well.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Memes
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why canât orphans be criminals?
Because theyâre unwanted.đ¤Łđ˘
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
If itâs called the âliving room,â why did my grandma die there?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why canât orphans go on school field trips?
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