Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.