Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why Jokes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
