Why jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Memes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.