Why jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
WHY THIS
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.