Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.