Why jokes
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.