Why jokes
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.