Why jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.