Why jokes
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.