Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
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Explanation
The joke plays on the phrase "reading stories" to mean both reading a book and falling through the stories of a building. It references the tragic event of people falling from the Twin Towers during the 9/11 attacks, using the morbid imagery to create a dark and shocking punchline.
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That’s nothing cause my granddad went through 28 stories in 7 seconds