Limited Edition jokes

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Later (DYM 125)

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

80s (DYM 84)