Limited Edition jokes

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.