Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
GF be like...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.