Whos jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Memes
The origin of my pfp
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.