Whos jokes
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!