Whos jokes
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕