Whos jokes
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.