Whos jokes
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Memes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Dragginâ.
Dragginâ who?
Dragginâ these balls around yoâ face.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how heâs doing, he said, âI wasnât that into her.â
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.