Whos jokes
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.