Whos jokes
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"