Whos jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!