Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)