Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.