Whos

Whos jokes

Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    The chicken who?

    The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!

    Site

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Swing

  • Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

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  • Mom

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Your mom.

    Your mom who?

    O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

    Swing

  • Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

    What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

    Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Not Sarah.

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  • Banana

  • Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?