Whos jokes
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Memes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.