Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?