Whos jokes

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Who am I?

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

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