Whos jokes

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.