Whos jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?

Bisexual.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?