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Who makes the best anteaters??? Uncle's..(Aunt eaters)
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why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
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if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's
Knock knock
Orphan: Whos there
Not your parents
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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