Whos jokes

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."