Whos jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
GF be like...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.