Whos jokes
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.