Whos jokes
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Memes
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Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?