Whos jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Memes
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?