Whos jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Memes
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?