Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
bro wtf is tihs ad
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?