Whos jokes
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
bro wtf is tihs ad
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!