Whos jokes
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
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(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?