Whos jokes
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!