What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐ธ๐
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ฅฐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โค๏ธ ๐ โฃ๏ธ ๐ ๐
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesnโt have a last name.
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasnโt got a surname!
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
What do you call a orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Knock knock Whoโs there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
