Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.