Whos jokes
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!