Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
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Alright listen up, Chucklenuts. So basically, this dude is flexin' on his friend because his dad gives him free haircuts, which are apparently so bad that they're worth making fun of. It's like, he's bragging about saving money but also admitting his haircut looks like a lawnmower attacked it. Bet you didn't get that because you have negative brain cells.