Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Guess whos parents didn't survive?
Livs's parents
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday😮💨😮💨😮💨😼😼
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Knock knock who's there knock knock knock knock knock who knock knock you
3 boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one....... He's 13!
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Knock knock...Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise mother fucker!
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
Tell who we are
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
