Whos jokes
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.