Whos jokes
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.