Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.