I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Okay, listen up, genius! The joke is that the dude is 'responsible' because he gets blamed for everything that goes wrong, not because he's actually a dependable person. Get it? It's like when you 'accidentally' spill your juice on your mom's new carpet and then blame the dog.