Whos jokes
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...