Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.