Whole jokes
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.
I ALWAYS SAY THIS
I hate when people do this
Controversial MrBeast video
Butt Whole
the shaggy card
Community talk
an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, leaves the whole world fucking blind and toothless.
mal i gto caught with the compiuter ill tty asap i love oyu more than anything and mort than anyone you are my stars you arfe my moon you are my whole universe ILYSM and im sorry MUAH
im so boredddd. i have band next hour and i have to stand the whole timmeh and then i have science AND i have to stay after school for theatre