Whole

Whole Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Penis

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Crow

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Mum

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Fat

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Backpack

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

Doctor

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Dad

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Body

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Friend

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.