Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
