Whole jokes
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!