Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
