Whole jokes
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.