Whole jokes

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?