Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har
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he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
