Whole jokes
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Memes
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?