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Smell

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Pal

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Calorie

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".

Childhood

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Cancer

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

Image

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

The Hardest of Hard Images

A 3D rendering of Shadow the Hedgehog sitting on a skateboard, smoking a cigarette. He wears blue jeans and red and white sneakers. In the background are city buildings.

Communist

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a before and after comparison of communists. On the left, 'Communists Before' depicts a man with a beard, and below him is a bulleted list: Broke, Lazy, Antisemitic, Entitled, Narcissist, and Sociopath. On the right, 'Communists Now' features a person with a red cap and a cigarette, with a similar list, adding 'Gay' at the end.

Point

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

Oil

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A collage of four images showing a cigarette being deep-fried. The top left image shows a hand holding a cigarette. The top right image shows a cigarette being deep-fried in oil. The bottom left image shows the deep-fried cigarette. The bottom right image shows the deep-fried cigarette broken in half.

Gift

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.

Squirrel

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Virgin

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."

Popsicle

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".

Penis

Testicle · 2 years ago

i love penis

The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.

Smoking

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Place

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Smoking

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 1 year ago

Say no to smoking !!

A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.

Fag

Anonymous · 29 days ago

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a bearded man lighting a cigarette. The text "2 WAYS TO SMOKE A FAG" is overlaid above him. The bottom panel features Sam Smith in a revealing, bedazzled corset and silver pants from their 'I'm Not Here To Make Friends' music video, with a hand holding a gun pointed directly at them.

Squirrel

Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 7 months ago

that thing found so crack!

Skull

Testicle · 2 years ago

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

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