your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
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Who do you call someone that steals his brothers girlfriend and disowned by his whole family? Brandon
Yo mamma is so FAT, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
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Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her onlyfans account I'm a whole air conditioner.
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
