Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
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Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
why is there a whole in uranus
So sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can’t stand up for himself
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
why would a man spent his whole career at a barn? bc its stable.
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
