does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"
The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
