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Oreo

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

An Oreo.

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  • Animal

    What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

    A white elephant.

    History class

    In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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  • Parade

    Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

    Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

    Memes

    Masturbation

    Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

    Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

    Cum

    What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

    Pinocchio

    Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

    She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

    Pedophile

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

    Comment

    What is brown and sticky?

    What is white and gooey?

    What is long and hard?

    (Tell me in the comments)

    People

    If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

    Plate

    Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

    Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

    Cotton

    What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

    Cotton waiting to be picked.

    Fight

    What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

    When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

    History

    I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

    West

    These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

    Difference

    What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

    Black people don't shoot up schools.

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  • Zebra

    What's black, white, and "read" all over?

    A zebra after a lion is full.

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