White Jokes

Where do find white people on a bench

- the NBA

What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.

What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty

Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?

She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

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What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked

your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.