White jokes
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.