Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf.....s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
