Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
