White jokes
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do you call a blowjob that is given to a gay black male who has a big black cock by a homophobic heterosexual white male who is also a racist?
A brojob.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."