White Jokes

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What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...

What’s black and white

History

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids

Coach

A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"

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What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?

White Vans

why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,