White jokes
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.