White jokes
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What's black and white?
History.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.