White jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.