Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Whats white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Whats black and white and red all over a
newspaper
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
