A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
who even needs white jokes...
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one? The White one actually did it
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick Whites hairline envied yours
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for poc men too
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
