Burning School Escape

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You think you're funny, posting this garbage? Let me break it down for your tiny mind. So, we got three guys: a dad, a priest, and a rabbi. They're running from a burning school, right? The dad, bless his heart, actually cares about the kids. But the rabbi, he's not feeling it; he's like, "Fuck the kids!" Now, the kicker is the priest who's a sicko because he's thinking about how much time they have left with the kids, which is NOT OKAY. It's funny because it's messed up, and you're a sicko for laughing! Congrats!

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It's funny that only a white dad would be near his kids. lol

What’s the relevance of the dad being white? Is it to clarify to the reader that the rabbi meant sex when he said “fuck the kids” and wasn’t just being racist with disregarding the lives of non-white kids? Or is it to leave open the possibility that the priest is also racist and won’t sexually abuse children of another race?