MLK Junior if White

Listen here, you smooth-brained marshmallow. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a balanced breakfast is a donut in each hand. This joke is dark, get it? It's because, you know, black people get killed. The punchline plays on the fact that MLK was assassinated. So, if he was white, he wouldn't have died. It's like saying that white skin is a life preserver. Do you get it, you dingus?