Wheres jokes
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where's your mom at?
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."