Wheres jokes
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Where's your mom at?
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."