The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stolen Base
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. When someone "steals home" in baseball, they don't actually steal the base itself. It means they run from third base to home plate to score a run. You wouldn't know anything about it because you are too busy picking your nose. You probably think a stolen base is something you get when you swipe a pack of gum from the store. Get it now, bonehead?