Wheres jokes
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.